Enter if you dare.
Behind these creaky doors live the PR blunders, digital misfires, and communications slip-ups that’ll chill your brand to the bone.
No costumes. No candy. Just cold, hard marketing mistakes that’ll make you scream, “Who approved that?!”
👻 The Press Release Poltergeist
You can hear it echoing through the newsroom: “We’re thrilled to announce…”
And then…nothing. Crickets. Another lifeless release lost to the void.
The Horror: Journalists scroll past faster than a bad TikTok trend.
The Mash Fix: We find your real story, the one worth telling, and make it impossible to ignore.
🧛 The Campaign That Drained the Budget
That “big idea” that turned out to be more trick than treat.
The spend was scary. The results? Nonexistent.
The Horror: ROI flatter than a week-old pumpkin.
The Mash Fix: We build campaigns with punch, rooted in data, fuelled by creativity, and made to actually perform. We build campaigns that resonate with your audience.
🕸️ The SEO Swamp Monster
Crawling out from the depths of page 10 on Google, dragging your brand down with it.
The Horror: Invisible online. Forgotten by the algorithm gods.
The Mash Fix: We make SEO human again. Our strategy will get you seen, lots of clicks, and shared, even by your competition.
🧟 The Social Media Zombie
Dead posts. No engagement. A feed that feels like a corporate graveyard.
The Horror: Nobody’s talking, and your audience has ghosted you.
The Mash Fix: Mash brings brands back to life online. We create content that connects, converts, and doesn’t sound like it was written by a bot.
🪞 The Mirror Maze of Mixed Messages
You sound like three different brands on three different platforms, and none of them are you.
The Horror: Brand confusion. Lost trust. Mild panic in the marketing department.
The Mash Fix: We tighten your message, sharpen your story, and make your voice unmistakably you, from press release to post.
Escape the House of Horrors
If your PR feels possessed, your digital’s in the dark, or your socials are straight-up dead, it’s time to call on Mash.
At Mash, we don’t just fix your marketing nightmares. We’ll turn them into bold, scroll-stopping stories.
Let’s resurrect your brand.
